Yes, The Third Floor sold to Ray Bradbury Tribute anthology – Dandelions of Mars – coming out soon from Whortleberry Press.The thing about the story is that I originally wrote it back in 1987 for a competition being held by the Australian SF Foundation for Best Unpublished Story. That was allied to their National Convention which I attended that year, and my story won. I proudly display the medal on the wall (along with my five Vogel Awards, and half a dozen Muse Medallions from the International Cat Awiters Association) and it’s pleasant to see how well the story is holding up.
New story sale
NOT A HAPPY CAMPER!
Recently I received a grocery catalogue and as usual read my way through – to discover an offer that appealed to me. I was offered two bags of cat biscuits by a manufacturer whose products I usually buy in a different brand. The two bags were offered at a slightly lower price for the duo but more attractive still was the offer of a cute tin with cat pictures on it. If I accepted the offer I would get cat biscuits that I needed to buy, but I’d get the bonus of an attractive tin as well. So I arranged for a friend to go into the shop and pick up cat biscuits plus tin and drop them off to me. I was annoyed to receive the cat biscuits, but not the bonus tin.
Why? Because the shop had run out and that was just too bad because the catalogue clearly stated that the tins would be supplied to buyers of the two bags – “While stocks last.” I phoned the shop to clarify that. This offer had been intended to continue for a week of seven days. How long had the bonus tins been given away? Interesting answer. They’d run out midway through day three. Hang on, the makers know that cat biscuits have a very large sale in New Zealand. They know that variations of their brand sell very well. They know that the offer of a free tin with attractively depicted cats on it will boost sales still further. Why then, would they supply only sufficient tins to cover less than half the promotion week?
And the answer may be that, while putting in the phrase “While stocks last” may make it legal, could it be that the cat biscuit manufacturer knew more than this? That they knew the tins would run out, but that people wouldn’t know this had happened until they got to the checkout, and that most people would then be too embarrassed to say, “no tin, no sale?”.Had I been the one to buy I probably would have. It wasn’t the slightly lower price for two bags that attracted me to see if my cat would like a new type of cat biscuit. It was the tin. Just how many people, attracted by this offer, accepted it, and didn’t receive the bonus item for which they’d bought the original units?
And to dig a bit deeper into this phrase,“While stocks last”.In my opinion it’s a come-on which has very little clarity. “While stocks last” depends on how much of the stock was supplied in the first place. As an ordinary consumer, an offer that says this, to me should mean that if the offer lasts a week, I’d expect the bonus item to be available into the second to last day. It’s fair enough if the tins were on offer from first thing on Monday and ran out around midday Saturday, or even late on Friday evening, but I feel that for it to be a genuine offer the tins should either be available for most of that promotion week OR the catalogue should have said that they would be a bonus offer “To the first X number of customers.”
What the weaseling phrase “While stocks last” does, is hold out an offer while committing to nothing more than – as an extreme example-Â a bonus item to the first customer. After which “stocks have run out”.The shop is not to blame, and they were apologetic, but they were given an allocation of bonus items and when they ran out, that was it. But the phrase is a way to persuade customers to buy an item they might not otherwise buy while at the same time cutting the costs that would eventuate if they had supplied sufficient tins for every customer who met the criteria to receive one. It may be legal, but in effect you’ve been persuaded to buy something by an offer that more than half of you were never going to receive. Politely, legally, but unfairly, you’ve been had!
How can you get around this? When a bonus item under the “While stocks last” system runs out, the shop could put up a sign noting this against the items you have to buy to obtain your bonus item. If they don’t you could simply tell the checkout operator when you arrive with your groceries, that you feel the manufacturer making the offer has not dealt fairly with you, and reject the items you have to buy to obtain the no-longer-in-stock bonus. You can consider twice in future any item that that manufacturer sells. Or you could go to the fountainhead of this phrase, and ask the government to clarify it. So that “while stocks last” becomes “the first X number of purchasers will receive…” That way customers-Â and shops – know exactly where they stand. And manufacturers do not find they have produced either far too few or far too many of the bonus item. But as it stands, the phrase is a way to legally trick customers into buying products, and I resent it, both for me, and for all those other people out there who wanted a pretty tin and were disappointed. It’s just not good enough!
Busy for Thunder too
Yes, he had a great week a couple back. A long lost relative (and partner) arrived and to my spotted friend’s delight they were cat lovers. He landed joyfully on the settee between them and was cuddled, scratched, stroked and petted for an hour and a half. When they left he followed them to the kitchen door, and beamed approvingly after their departing figures. That’s how visitors should be! (For me it was very nice to see them too even if for some reason the email address I have for them may not be going through.) That was the Monday. Tuesday a friend dropped in and paused to cuddle him, Wednesday my next door neighbour dropped some stuff off and he had a chin scratch, and Friday I went to a bookarama with a friend – who paused after giving me a hand in with my books to, yes, cuddle my ever-hopeful pal. Saturday he had my house manager who always cuddles him too, so that on Sunday he flopped. Fast asleep on my bed the entire day, cuddled out. But he’s been a very happy cat, and if he could command circumstances, I think he’d like a lot more weeks like that one.
Busy still
the revision for my collection of SF/F cat stories, now officially titled Katalagein, progresses, but as I’m also scrambing to clear articles and reviews owed in several places, it’s keeping me hopping. One of the most recent articles has been a furious “While Stocks Last” legal Trickery, which appeared in our local newspaper recently and which I’ll shortly be posting on my own site and offering to a major site to which I belong.
HAVE YOU OVERLOOKED – H.M.HOOVER?
H(elen) M(ary) Hoover was born on April 5th 1935. Both of her parents were teachers and she says that they instilled in her a love of books, a respect for nature, and a fear for the future of our planet. Themes that show in her writing. She held a number of jobs until deciding that what she really wanted to do was write books, and gave herself four years in which to accomplish this and sell a book. She only just made it but her first book was accepted and appeared in 1973. Unfortunately – so far as I am aware – she wrote no further books after 1995, although a short story collectionThe Whole Truth – And Other Myths: Retelling Ancient Tales, appeared in 1996.
My connection with her work began at the same time as she was published. I ran across an excellent book that appeared to be classified as YA solely on the grounds that the two main characters were children. I read it, liked it, and it was added to the ‘keeper’ section of my library. I subsequently found four more books by this author and still have the five which I re-read regularly. All feature children as at least one of the main characters but the themes are anything but childish. Children of Morrow is set in a world long after civilization was strangled by polution. Telepathy has become a growing factor, but where Tia and Rabbit live on what was originally an army base, they are ruled by The Major in a society that has become severely and unpleasantly patriarchial. Elsewhere a different group has retained a higher and more equitable level of civilization and now they are searching for Tia and Rabbit. If they find them before The Major does, the children may survive and much of the book concerns the children’s efforts to escape and reach safety with those who want to be their friends.
In The Delikon, an alien race came to earth generations ago to bring a unified civilization and have long been under the impression that they succeeded. However a number of Terrans don’t want the form of civilization that’s been imposed upon them and an alien child and two Terran children are caught up in the subsequent rebellion. Nor is this all talk, there is savagery, retaliation, the death of friends, and a loss of innocense. While in The Rains of Eridan, (my favourite) scientists at several bases which are conducting experiments and investigations on that planet, mutiny and the twelve-year-old girl who is the main character is dumped in mountains by night while her parents are murdered in front of her. She is found by a scientist working alone and together they discover what is causing most of the madness, but Karen’s parents are no less dead for all her subsequent discoveries. The Lost Star is a study of how people tend to make assumptions and how even scientists can be corrupted by the possibility of great wealth to be found on an alien world, this seen through the eyes of sixteen-year-old Lian Webster. While Return to Earth, mostly set on Earth of 3307 looks at how corporations have become the new governments, and equally how dangeous manufactured religions and those who use them for power can prove to both ordinary citizens and rulers alike. All five of the H.M.Hoover books I own are excellent work, and perfectly suitable as adult reading. I just wish that at the time I’d known this author had written 10 other books I’d never seen so I could have acquired them then. Below is her bibliography. At least two of the titles listed are historical rather than genre.
Children of Morrow (1973)
Treasures of Morrow (1976)
The Delikon (1977)
The Rains of Eridan (1977)
The Lost Star (1979)
This Time of Darkness (1980)\
Return to Earth (1980)\
Another Heaven, Another Earth (1981)
The Bell Tree (1982)
The Shepherd Moon (1984)
Orvis (1987)
The Dawn Palace: The Story of Medea (1988)
Away Is a Strange Place to Be (1990)
Only Child (1992)
The Winds of Mars (1995)
This week was Busy!
I’ve been scrambing to clear away a long list of writing I’d said to myself I’d have off my plate by the end of April. Not sure I’ll make it, but in the past week I’ve – written 8 short reviews for a UK magazine and an article for them, revised 3 items to date from the collection of cat stories due out this year, written an article on legal aspects of standard catalogue phrases for our newspaper (appeared) sent 2 queries re anthology stories, plus 2 story submissions to other anthologies, written chapter one in a new book, made notes for 3 more articles, and completed a new short story. My chimney has been swept for the coming winter, (thanks John.) Thunder left me a dead mouse by the TV, (thanks Thunder,) and one of the hens has decided to go broody – ten feet up in the hay barn on one egg. (I’m not optimistic even if she is.) And at this rate, while I may not be clear by April 30th, I may be within a few more days of that date. All go. (And as usual it leaves me wondering what people who ask if I don’t get bored are talking about. Chance and time would be fine things…)
Sir Julius Vogel Award Nominations out.
My collaborator (Sharman Horwood) and I were delighted to note that our time travel/alternate history Sf novel, QUEEN OF IRON YEARS is on the official ballot. Should this book win it will, so far as I know, be the first GLBT-themed fiction to have won a Vogel, (or indeed to have won any of that award’s predessors.) I’ll be attending Au Contraire 2 in mid-July when the SJV results are ann0unced and we’re hoping Sharman will be able to make it there as well. Looking forward to seeing everyone then.
Tis the Season to be Moulting
And they are. Practically every hen on the place is shedding feathers wildly in all directions. Place looks as if I’ve been gutting feather mattresses, and there are very few eggs to be found. The joys of farming!
Newspaper Articles
I’ve had three in our local paper in the past few weeks. I write articles that are hints, tips and cheap remedies, mostly while saving cash, and I do a few articles whenever I feel the inclination. The paper slushpiles them and they’re used as a Saturday feature when there’s a gap. March saw articles on Remedies from the Kitchen Cupboard for Coughs, Cold, and Sore Throats, and on How to banish Fleas, while in April one appeared on Easy Uses for Stale Bread. (And yes, you’d be surprised at how many there are, and into how many areas usages of that can spread.)
Mus Minimus.
16 May 2013
Temperatures dropped solidly for last Friday and Saturday, and – every ready to be cyclic, it’s supposed to do it again this coming Friday/Saturday. But with cold snaps I get mice. It’s a given that farms have mice. And as soon as it chills down, the farmhouse has mice. Last weekend both mousetraps sprang into action. The one called Thunder caught two mice each day, while I with my plastic gadget caught another one each night. 6 in two days is an unusual number of incoming mice. Must have been the long, hot, dry summer that’s done it. So as pre-emptive action I’m setting the trap in different place around the house each night. Thunder hasn’t had another since last Saturday, but I’ve had two. That makes us even. And now for this weekend…