Uncooperative Hen is Unpopular!

She went broody as they begin to around this time of the year, and sat on eight eggs. However unbeknown to me she was allowing a good friend to lay in the nest as well – maybe more than one good friend. And when the stack of eggs that she was sitting on become uncomfortable she simply got off and walked away leaving 24 eggs to chill and die. The piglets are benefitting from this but I’m not and I’m irked by it. !@#$% Hens!

Rose Cottage by Mary Stewart.

hardcover, published by Hodder and Stoughton 1997.

I’ve always liked Mary Stewart’s writing. She started with what were called Romantic Thrillers, but many had a touch of fantasy as well, and I loved that combination, a romance, a murder or mystery, and fantasy, everything a reader could ask for. So I bought most of her books, in hardcover when I could afford them, and still have all I purchased baring one or two that had to be replaced for some reason. She began writing in the 1950s, and to my mind those earlier books are still mostly the best. But of her later books I really liked Thornyhold, Stormy Petrel, and Rose Cottage. And, having temporarily run out of new unread books, I’d gone back to reread all my Mary Stewart’s and to review this one. So –

Kate Herrick’s grandmother hasn’t been well, and she’s asked Kate to go from Scotland where her grandmother now lives, back to Todhall, to retrieve personal items that were accidentally left in the old cottage. Kate arrives to find that the tiny inbuilt locked hidey hole has been opened and is empty. And after that mysteries proliferate. Kate is illegitemate, her mother left home when Kate was six and is believed dead. Who was Kate’s father? Who opened the cache? Kate is being drawn back to all her old friend in Todhall each of whom has something to contribute, particular Davey Pascoe, her old schoolfriend. Then there is the mystery man who was asking around the village about Kate’s grandmother, the blanket of flowers left on her great aunt’s grave (a woman disliked if not loathed by all who’d known her.) And the evidence that someone had been digging by the old cottage. Where they burying something or digging it up, and if so what? No murders, no crimes, but a host of small mysteries important mostly to Kate only. And the author answers them all, believably, beautifully, and engagingly. This is a gentle story, well told, and evoking a quiet nostalgia for a world now gone. I do recommend Mary Stewart’s writing, for the length of time that she wrote she didn’t write a vast body of work, but it’s quality, and very well worth reading.

Winter Came Back When We Weren’t Looking.

On Friday winter came back, just in case we’d thought that it was really spring now. I was reading a book and making notes for a review mid-afternoon when I had the impression that temperatures had dropped. I checked the outside thermometer and they certainly had. Around lunchtime it had been a good 13 degrees, now it was three! And not only was it starting to spit, but the wind was getting up as well. I fed the feathered contingent and retired smartly. I know the symptoms, it’d be a wild night – and it was. 100k gales, lashing showers of alternate rain and hail, and Thunder my cat settled on me like a brick all evening – humans exist to keep cats warm. The weather stayed that way most of Saturday too, ending with the lawn white with hail, and in the end by Sunday morning when it’s settled – briefly I know – we’d had 20mls of precipitation, and gales are forecast to begin again later tonight and continue as really severe all Monday. So much for ‘it’s spring.’ Winter had one last bite and we’re being bitten.

More Articles out.

more of my consumer articles have appeared in our newspaper in the last four weeks. They reprinted YOU’VE WON A TRIP…IS IT WORTH IT?, which is also on this blog. And new articles, ODD USES FOR OLD TENNIS BALLS, 10 NEW WAYS OF USING PAPERCLIPS, and 10 THINGS TO DO WITH PIECES OF OLD GARDEN HOSE have been published.

Some have asked where on earth I get ideas for these articles, and the answer is easy. My mother grew up in the great depression of the 1930s, and had a huge body of knowledge of recycling and of making up things from ordinary items found in a kitchen cupboard. I learned a number of these from her, and over the years have added others. I begin most articles of the type with something that I use already, and go on from there to quiz friends, and chase down other sources. I enjoy doing the articles and have a lot of fun seeing some things that can be done with bits and pieces regarded as discardable but which may be given a new life.

Not Great Weather Just Now.

spring has sprung. It’s wet (a steady flow of showers,) and windy. I can live with the wet, it’s shooting the grass upwards usefully, but I could do without the wind, I find it intensely irritating hearing that when I’m trying to go to sleep. But then, as I added after being rude about the spring gales to a friend the other day, “hearing them is better than being deaf.”

NZ’s Election 2014 results – A Comment

Here lies John Jones, a polititian,
convincing constituents was his mission,
Of honour he’d little, of truth he’d nil,

Now in this cemetery he lies still.

 

New Story Accepted

a second story has been taken by one of the (American) Guideposts anthologies. Thin Places anthology editor has just emailed to say that they are taking my story, Into That Good Night. They produce a well presented volume and as I had a story in another of their anthologies in March of this year I hope that this second sale may be an indication they could be interested in more of my writing.

You’ve Won…is it worth it?

of late I’ve been invited to enter a number of travel competitions via email offers and in my magazines. Now, I don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth, (In case you’ve ever wondered, you check a horse’s mouth (the teeth) so see how old the animal is. Horses have a ‘useful’ lifespan and an old horse may not be that useful for that long.) but considering the listed items you get has left me wondering if it’s worth entering many travel competitions. Many of them refuse to allow you to transfer the travel to deserving friends or family members. And then too – the last one, where I looked at exactly what I’d get, noted that I would have to pay for…flights from where I live to a main airport and that can be $300 per person. Most of my meals at very expensive resorts where I’d be staying. And every incidental as well with no daily allowance given.

In short, I could have a nice 6 day trip to Australia – if I paid out a night’s accommodation at one transfer point, 12-14 expensive meals for me (and anyone with me,) very expensive taxi fares to the airport in several places, and a few other bits and pieces which would be essential to the trip. I estimate that should I take the trip on my own, the ‘free trip’ I won would cost me something over $1,000NZ (and that’s not counting that most don’t cover travel insurance either.) I’ve therefore decided to enter a different competition for a car – that will be delivered to me. Okay, I can’t drive. But if I win that I can at least sell it, donate it, or learn to drive. And everything is paid for, registration, petrol vouchers, and AA membership for a year. It seems to be a far better and much less expensive deal. And reminds me of advice I was given a long time ago. “You should look a gift horse in the mouth, otherwise it may die of old age and you’ll have to pay out a fortune to dispose of it.”

STEAMPUNK TRAILS ed. J.A. Campbell.

large size soft cover. 2nd annual. 103 pages. 10 short stories, 5 more flash, plus articles and editorial.

Reviewed by Steve Johnson.

This anthology is a very nice piece of work. Stunning cover art by M. Wayne Miller -which was picked up as the plot behind J.A. Campbell’s story. (RCAF Royal Canine Air Force) a fun tale that balanced the artwork very well. Peter J. Wack’s Shell Games is a longer story, an interesting take of skewed history and missing diamonds, which I enjoyed. As I did Jessica Brawner’s Bad Altitude (clever title) and Steam Powered Camera by Lyn McConchie. Altitude deals with spies, lies, and airships, while Lyn’s tale looks at a new invention and how dangerous it turns out to be. Lian Hogan’s Horse, is an excellent tale, it required suspension of disbelief, but with that achieved it was a wicked little tale with a rounded-off finale.

In fact all of the stories in this issue were good. However I personally found A Cure for Boundary Pirates the best. Here in New Zealand it resonates powerfully, since we don’t allow medical marijuana, not even the fake stuff which has recently also been banned. And since both varieties can alieviate severe symptoms in a number of medical problems and diseases, this has left some people of whom my wife and I know one – for whom it works far better than other medications – with the option of being much worse off, or breaking the law but living in improved conditions/with much less pain or nausea.

The short >300 words stories, all on the theme of fog were uniformly solid. It always interests this non-writer to see how an author can cram a good story and interesting characters into such a small word count. And the articles covered a wide range while all being interesting and informative. J.A. Campbell’s article on Tumbleweeds surprised me, I had (as she said people do) supposed them to be natives of America, and found to my astonishment that they are actually of Russian origin. But then, I suppose that to tumbleweeds there is no difference between the American west and the Russian Steppes and they are at home in  both places. But any article that tells you something that’s both new and interesting is a good article.

David Riley also provided both with an article on a mysterious airship that terrorized an area of the USA in 1896. I initially supposed this to be a spoof article, but looked up the references and found that, on the contrary, his account is genuine and information on this and other airships is even listed in Wikipedia under http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_airship and yes, there have been books on the subject. So, all in all, another good annual, the editor seems to have a knack of choosing well-written stories and articles, and the publisher of finding artists that do good work. I am sorry to hear (as my friend Lyn informs me) that the publisher has decided to discontinue the SF Trails series. But at least readers will still have this annual and other anthologies that he produces. And I notice that other editors are taking up the weird-western sub-genre of late with a steady trickle of new anthologies being produced, some via kickstarter, covering weird western SF and F, ghost, and horror. Long may it continue.

More Articles Appearing

The local newspaper is having a small binge on my articles at present. Last few weeks one has appeared in all of the Saturday supplements for the Dannevirke News. Out have been FUN (AND GIFTS) WITH JUNK Saturday August 23rd 2014, REMEDIES FROM THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD Corriander, Saturday August 30th 2014, and PEG IT (10 or more uses for pegs) Saturday September 6th 2014. What with my stories and articles and all the other odds and ends I write, I’m certainly building a credit list – almost by accident on a lot of it. Since maybe half is done more for the simple fun of it than for any other reason. And all that lot isn’t half going to exercise my literary executor when I die..