Sherlock Anthology Update.

MX Press in London updated me. Their massive, hardcover, two-volume anthology, New Stories of Sherlock Holmes – in which I have a story (A MISTRESS MISSING) is now scheduled for September publication. On which the publisher writes – We managed to secure an exclusive from the Radio Times (one of the UK’s leading entertainment magazines). Info here.
It is believed that this anthology with over 60 stories (many by well-known pastich authors) may receive a Guiness listing.

Further update on this anthology 9/8/15.
This anthology has now gone into three hardcover volumes to cover all stories. Wow. And it’s getting attention fronm the UK site run by Derrick Belanger who has the I hear Of Sherlock Everywhere. He is currently doing short interbiews with most authors in the anthology. Those for the first volume can be found here.
Those for V2 here.

Cold, Wet, and, well, yes, it IS Winter.

This morning it was minus 3 degrees. The geese don’t mind it being wet a lot lately, but they aren’t that pleased about frozen feet. I don’t mind the wet OR cold that much, I’m simply hoping we don’t get gales for a good while now. It’s always something. But I have stacks of firewood, and Thunder – currently parked firmly by the fire – approves of that, as do I. the weather being cold isn’t so bad if the house is warm and the cupboard and freezer are full. Since they are, all is well.

Out and About

Out now is Polly and Johnny, a steampunk story, and no, I don’t write many, but now and again if invited I do, and The Story Emporium asked, and as I esteem them highly, I was delighted to do so, and still happier that Julie liked it. The Story Emporium is currently available up on Amazon in ebook (print soon) and Createspace.

Meanwhile URBAN LEGENDS sold to the CRANIAL LEAKAGE anthology, and I look forward to the appearance of that.

AMAZONS!/AMAZONS II

If you never read these when they were published by DAW in 1979 and 1982, try to lay hands on copies now. They were seminal women’s anthologies then, now they are still unbeatable. Sadly, a number of the authors within have passed on, but here were some of the best stories they ever did. Janrae Frank (late and lamented) had Wolves of Nakesht in the anthology. I wrote to her at the time and we remained writing, then emailing casually from then on. I wrote the foreword to her own story collection, feeling then and even now, that her work never received the credit it should have. There were Andre’s Falcon’s Blood, C.J. Cherryh’s The Dreamstone, Janet Fox had Morrien’s Bitch, and there was the clever, savage “The Rape Patrol,’ by Michele Belling. (Who seems never to have written another story that I can find – although if that was it, that single story is a heck of a legacy.) Elizabeth Lynn, Megan Lindholm, Charles Saunders, Joanna Russ and T.J. Morgan, (an elderly academic who wrote in Welsh, and who died some 7 years after this story’s publication.) all writers who produced great stories.
Three years later the editor, Jessica Amanda Salmonson, did the second, Amazons II, and it was at least as good. Again she enticed superb authors to write her a story, and again the stories too were superb. F.M. Busby’s For A Daughter, (the gone and lamented writer) Jo Clayton’s Nightwork, George R.R. Martin’s In The Lost Lands, Gael Baudino’s Lady of the Forest End, and stories by Gilliam Fitzgerald, Phyllis Ann Karr, Elanear Arneson, Tanith Lee and Ardath Mayhar. My deep regret was that DAW never asked Jessica Amanda Salmonson to do more of these anthologies, they had the highest incidence of terrific stories I ever encountered in anthologies, selected by an editor who knew what she was doing, and knew too that you don’t just toss a bunch of stories together and hope they blend. (JAS did other excellent work beside editing, if you like solid s & s, look at her Tomoe Gozen books.) Those of us who still have our Amazon’s copies regularly re-read them, in fact it was doing just that (for about the twentieth time) this month that produced this review. And note that after almost forty years I can STILL re-read them and enjoy that each time… So if you’ve never run into these anthologies, see if you can lay hands on copies, because believe me, they were – and always will be I believe – worth more than the time and money you’ll spend. (I understand that Amazons – the company – have PDF’s for download. Run, do not walk…)

This Is The End – movie

I watched this because I dearly love an end-of-the-world oe disaster movie. Then too it had Emma Watson whom I also like. Sadly I was disappointed. The work reminded me of the elderly Edwardian lady’s advice to the young man.
“Funny is good, funny and vulgar is permissable. But be one or the other and never merely vulgar.”
It isn’t that I don’t like crass humour, I enjoyed the Porky’s moves and others of their ilk, but they managed to be vulgar AND funny. This one failed. It was confusing, humourlessly crass and a self-indulgent mess. A pity, as I’d hoped it would be otherwise. But, sic biscuit disintergraf.

Writers Are Busy people

People often ask what a writer does, well I write and farm both, and that can keep me very busy, as in – mad day last Thursday. Typical writers day however. Got up at 7am, hauled in firewood, day is freezing, feed all the livestock including me.
     Started writing at 8.30. Stopped at 11am to go out and collect mail, tell friend, nope, no cash to loan. Give in to Thunder my Ocicat. Down to shop, and back for fast lunch and more firewood haulage. Better do so now because it’s starting to spit and I won’t want to do that if it’s raining.
     return to writing again until after 3pm. Eighteen pages done today on my new Holmes novella which is good because I want to finish it by Tuesday night so I can then do my IRD expenses and have them in on time.
     Stagger to bedroom, do three competition puzzles, read a short Heinlein story, go back out to haul in more firewood, feed the livestock, and – once in again – go on line for two hours to catch up on – emails, submissions, PR for the new book, and consider what new books my bookshop is offering. Reel out and stoke fire, bring in more wood, yes, it’s now raining so that’s the last lot. Feed the cat who’s convinced he’s about to die of starvation, tell friend, yes, if they’re away for a couple of days I’ll feed their animals, run the pump to make sure the header tank is full,
     7pm – Go get a small tub of strawberry yoghurt, a book, two magazines, turn on the TV news and die for the evening. Oh, and that isn’t counting three phone calls. Two out, one in, or the discovery that we have a mouse – again. But the phone calls were resolved (I hope) and Thunder will deal with the mouse in his own time.
Friday was no better, and in addition to all as above, I added feeding 2 pigs, a cat and dog all belonging to friends and doing it in the rain. (Thunder did deal with the mouse, plus a second one. However he ate part of one and threw up twice on the kitchen carpet.) Ah well. Life is what happens while you’re making plans to do something else.

Out in All Directions.

Apart from two books out recently, one in April, the other the other week, the last few weeks have also seen a spate of my short stories published. SHEEP MAY SAFELY GRAZE appeared in BREATH AND SHADOW e-zine, UNDIPLOMATIC, APPEARANCES, DIPLOMATIC FRIENDS, appeared in STRANGE MYSTERIES 6, under three tales of the Boomgah (Whortleberry Press), UGLY GIRL appeared in THE DRAGON’S HOARD anthology (Sky Warrior Books), FIREDANCER appeared in FORGING FREEDOM II ANTHOLOGY (FF Press) and ERNEST appeared in ROAR 6 anthology (Furplanet). Wow. And all that in the last couple of months. Something is smiling on me.

Lyn McConchie – New book!

Yes, Lethe Press originally announced that my SF/Disaster novel, VESTIGES OF FLAMES would be out in July. However they liked it and it’s gone ahead faster than expected so it’s available now, yes, RIGHT NOW. So go buy it pleeeease. It’s cheapest and easiest to order at the source.

Yes, there are cats (dogs too); on the other hand, there are also – gasp horror – Lesbians! And – bigger gasp – two transvestites. There’s also worldwide disaster, death, and men, women and desperate children fighting to survive. So…? Surely you can identify with someone somewhere in that?

If you liked Day of the Triffids, The Death of Grass, or many of the other ‘end of the civilized world’ books, you may like this one. Buy a copy and find out.

The Handsome Man’s Deluxe Cafe By Alexander McCall Smith

Published 2015 Abacus paperback.
Another gentle pleasant book in the series. I thought that perhaps this was a trifle more lightweight than previous books, but the sheer charm of the characters always carries me into finishing and adding the book to my shelves. And in this story there are genuine problems to solve. At Speedy Motors there has been a slow townturn in business and they can no longer afford to have two assistants there, so Charlie as the one who has still not gained his mechanic qualifications must be fired. Precious Ramotswe promptly hires him to work in the detective agency, but how will she pay him and can she find enough work to keep herself and Mma Makutsi going? And even if she can manage those things, how much use will Charlie really be? And while she is resolving those questions she is also coping with her assistant who has opened The Handsome Man’s Deluxe Cafe with dubious staff, and with the return of Violet Septhotho who has become a restaurant cric and is delighted to have the opportunity to criticize anything at all in which Mma Makutsi is involved. The story takes the scenic route through all these events and after I closed the book I decided that all in all it had been interesting. I’d enjoyed the tale, the characters and the events, and the book has joined the rest of the series on my shelf. Lightweight? Yes, a little, but it is still a ‘keeper’ to be re-read and re-read in future, and really, you can’t say better than that.

Story Sold and Eligible.

Yes, ERNEST sold to the ROAR6 anthology out of Oz, and I find that this story will therefore be eligible for the Ursa Major award as well. That’s very pleasant, NO guarantees of course, but I now have a book eligible for an award this August, two stories eligible for two different awards next year, and a book eligible for an award here in NZ next year too. Now if only I can win one of those I’ll be a happy bunny.