yes, I belong to that, and yes, they do a very smart glossy newsletter/magazine. In which, when it arrived this week, I had a short true-life item about the gaggle – Goose Events. Recently someone who had to be escorted down the lawn, since the geese are in laying mode and terminally belligerent, asked why I bother with them? Two reasons. They’re hell on wheels after would-be burglars, and they regularly provide me with amusement and something to write about. What more could I ask?